Self-Serve Machines

Top-Load Washer (Standard)
Holds ~12 lbs. Fourteen available.
$3.75
Front-Load Washer (Large)
Holds ~20 lbs. Good for comforters.
$5.50
Mega-Load Front-Loader
Holds ~40 lbs. Two machines, back corner.
$8.75
Dryer (per 8 minutes)
Ten stacked dryers. Quarter per interval.
$0.25
Machine #7
Runs a little cold but completes every cycle.
$3.00

Attended Services

Wash / Dry / Fold
We do it. Drop off by 10am, ready by 6pm. 20-lb minimum.
$1.85/lb
Next-Day Bulk
Over 40 lbs. Picked up next afternoon. Saves 15%.
$1.55/lb
Dry Cleaning Drop-Off
We partner with Five Points Cleaners. 48-hour turnaround.
Market
Comforter / Duvet (single item)
King, queen, or twin. Includes wash, dry, fold, wrap.
$22
Rug Wash (area rugs, < 6×9)
Cold wash, air dry. Hung in back room 24 hrs.
$35

Ghost Fold

Standard Ghost Fold
Place clean, dry clothes in a basket on Shelf 3. Leave at least $5 in the mason jar. Return in 1–3 hours. Mildred folds what she wants. Towels are usually done. Fitted sheets, never.
$5 tip
Premium Ghost Fold
$10 in the jar plus a handwritten note saying what you'd like folded. Outcomes improve noticeably. No refunds either way.
$10 tip
Séance-Grade (by appointment)
A bouquet of white carnations, an unopened sleeve of Nilla Wafers, and $25. She was very particular. Call Tamra first.
$25 +

Vending & Supplies

Detergent Pod (single-use)
Tide or Arm & Hammer. Vending machine near entrance.
$1.25
Dryer Sheet (3-pack)
Bounce. Same vending machine.
$0.75
Coin Exchange
Bill-to-quarter changer at front counter. 24/7.
Free
Coffee (self-serve)
Fresh pot kept going by Tamra weekdays. Honor jar.
$1
Prices subject to change. Payment accepted: quarters, card at the front kiosk, Venmo (@phantomfluff), and, on one documented occasion, a 1954 Buffalo nickel that appeared on the counter after hours. We kept it.